The books I've used for years as reference bibles and guides to good writing and proper grammar.(Photo: Diane Larson)
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"HOW OLD ARE YOU?" the imaginary audience in my head shouts.
I'm so old I think the rules of grammar changed without me even noticing.
It began in class when we were quizzed on the rules of grammar, sentence structure and punctuation based on the latest Associated Press (AP) Stylebook. It was going well enough until we got to the question that essentially asked which form of singular possessive was correct:
a) Mr. Edwards's
b) Mr. Edward's
c) Mr. Edwards'
Let's start by ruling out b). That's just wrong. His last name is Edwards. So with smug certainty, I proclaimed a) was right. I was sure of it. It was in my Strunk & White's The Elements of Style. In fact, it's the first rule:
1. Form the possessive singular of nouns by adding 's
Follow the rule whatever the final consonant. Thus write,
Charles's friend
Burns's poem
The witch's malice
But young Katie kindly corrected me and read from the AP Stylebook that the general rule for forming possessives was to simply add an apostrophe at the end of a proper noun ending in s.
So, AP says the answer is c).
At first I thought this was a case of the changing nature of style and punctuation. Patricia T. O'Conner co-writes a blog called Grammarphobia and wrote Woe is I, one of my favorite books on what she calls "better English in plain English."
In her blog she writes that language naturally evolves over time.
"Generation after generation, we discard outdated vocabulary, pronunciations, even what have been considered "rules," because they no longer serve as aids to communication -- we no longer recognize the signals because they aren't useful anymore." (Grammarphobia Oct. 26, 2006).
Some grammar rules I thought were hard and fast can be flexible and squishy.
But this possessive singular thingy is a conundrum for me because many current grammar guides say the same thing as Strunk & White. And I double checked my old AP Stylebook (copyright 1980) and discovered that even way back when, AP wanted us to put the apostrophe at the end of a singular possessive ending in s.
It's not so much that grammar evolved and changed without me; it's a question of style. The AP Stylebook sort of made up its own rules over time. And I'm not alone in my confusion over why some English teachers tell us one thing and the AP tells us another.
In June, Danielle Moore wrote in the broadcast and public relations news blog News Generation:
"I spent over 20 minutes reading articles that slammed the AP Stylebook for this ridiculous change." -- Three months ago, that sentence would have been incorrect and many PR professionals are wishing AP would leave American grammar alone. The AP Stylebook recently ruled that more than and over may be used interchangeably to indicate numerical value. "More than my dead body," tweeted an outraged @MikeShor, an associate professor at the University of Connecticut.
Hmm. Maybe I'm not that old after all. I just have to straddle the old world of high school English and the new world of the AP Stylebook.
Still, I wondered why this little but important rule had escaped me. I've had that old AP Stylebook on my desk for years. Sitting there. Collecting dust.
I think it's because I write for the ear and not the eye. In broadcast news, we don't write captions for news photos: our stories are photos. Moving pictures. Video. Without video, we would be radio.
This photojournalism class is all about writing for the eye and taking still photos to accompany that writing. And writing captions, I'm learning, requires almost a different set of skills.
Twitter has helped us with brevity and clarity by limiting us to 140 characters. We joke in broadcasting that "I didn't have time to write it short." It's not easy to tell a full story in 20 seconds on television or with a caption for a newspaper photo.
But captions can tell a whole story. In fact, they follow the AP Stylebook rules for grammar and punctuation and they typically answer the 5 W's and an H (who, what, where, when, why and how).
I've rarely paid much attention to captions and perhaps that's a sign that they're mostly well done. It's one more pleasant surprise of this class and another lesson that is enriching me as a journalist.
But my eyes are open now. To the different rules prescribed by the AP Stylebook. To the importance of captions. Even those that don't tell the whole story but have a style all their own, like this one that accompanied a Washington Post article on the troubled Ohio gubernatorial campaign of Democrat Ed FitzGerald.